I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i think i just lost a toe
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