Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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