But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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