I am puke
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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