pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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