apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
