So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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