The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
