Your tits are I can't wait for
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
organizing the empties. That sober.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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