If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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