Quick, to the slutcave!
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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