let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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