Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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