i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
should my penis look like a turkey
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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