im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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