Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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