I look better un-naked...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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