belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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