Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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