maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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