big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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