She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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