I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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