Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
operation have a gay friend backfired
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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