Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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