am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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