In the future we'll all be gay
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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