your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dicks are not precious.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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