Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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