you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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