Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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