me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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