So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
