You made me cry and you don't even care
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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