i permit you to call me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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