What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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