Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we're so committed to being not committed
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
