I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
