yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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