hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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