At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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