Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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