I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i out mim tonsoeep
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