I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
two words...techno handjob
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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