yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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