oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Will exercising make me less horny?
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