it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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