What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize