Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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