i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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