Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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