I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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