If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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