Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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